Golf Manual for Dummies

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience with the game. 

I’m hopeful you find it a useful tool. The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email. Don’t wait until they’re all gone !!!! 

Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt. 

Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough,when you Hit a Titleist from the tee. 

Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker. 

Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank. 

Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger. 

Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings. 

Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management. 

Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. 

Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round. 

Chapter 10 – When Does A Divot become classified as Sod. 

Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water. 

Chapter 12 – Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th. 

Chapter 13 – Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight. 

Chapter 14 – When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome. 

Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee. 

Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent 

Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three-Putt. 

Chapter 18 – When to regrip Your Ball Retriever. 

Chapter 19 – Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique. 

Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? 

Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $2.50 at the 19th  Hole and then stiff the bartender. 
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