Year to Date Airport Screening Statistics…

 

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Discovered

0

Transvestites 

133

Hernia

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

 

 

 

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